The Minute Man

Seriously, it’s the year 2009.  Why are there still minute men out there?  I didn’t know men were still allowed to have sex like that these days.  In the era of strong and sexually confident women, openly talking about sex, a la Sex and the City, and bad ass chicks like Missy Elliot proclaiming that they don’t want no one minute man, I can’t believe men like that still exist.  They should know better.  That song was a smash hit; they got the memo.  So why are they still doing it?  Reason number one:  they’re selfish.

I’ve heard it a million times.  Frustrated women sitting around trying to figure out a solution to this problem.  And it is a problem by the way.  He said he was just really tired from work, or that he hasn’t masterbated in a long time, or that I’m just that good.  Sorry, but I think that’s bullshit.  I’m not saying to cut him off if it happens once in a while, I’m just saying, don’t waste your time thinking of ways to fix him.  It’s his problem, and as far as I’m concerned, he’s not thinking about you.

Girls, please take it from me, don’t take too much of it.  I don’t mean to sound harsh, and I assure you I love men, but you can’t give them that much ground.  You give them an inch and they will definitely take a mile.  Most girls I talk to are forgiving if it’s the first time.  Oh, he’s just nervous, and he likes you too much.  Blah blah blah.  That’s all fine and good but the second, third or fourth time?  How much are you willing to take?  Sadly, girls are willing to take it for quite some time.  Do you think he’d be willing to continue sleeping with you if you busted your wad in 10 seconds every time?  Probably not and he’d definitely be frustrated and I’m sure you’d hear about it.

And the excuses.  Oh my god, the excuses!  What’s the worst one that you’ve heard?  Because I have heard some doozies!  One of the worst ones has got to be, “sorry, but I didn’t know I was going to have one.”  When was the last time that you had sex and didn’t know that you were “going to have one.”?  I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a pretty good idea of when it’s gonna happen.

I wish I could say that this post offered a solution.  But sadly, it doesn’t.  It’s just a rant.  And one that could continue for ages. And it’s conducive to a greater problem.  Girls put up with too much bullshit.  I know you like guys and I know you like sex, but is bad sex really worth it?  Answer; No.